Rachel Maddow,
who art on MSNBC.
Hallowed be thy prime time slot.
Thy network renew, and new episodes air,
on my TV as it is on set.
Give us this day our daily news;
and forgive us our ogling,
as we forgive those dirty republican whore-mongerers who trash you on the internet.
Lead us into the 24 hour news cycle,
but deliver us from boredom.
For thine is the short hair,
the best seller,
and the lesbian demographic forever.
Amen.

the lesbian’s prayer (via thetwentiethofaugust)

(Source: bipartisanships)

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